Its Monday. That means netball. It usually means netball at some ungodly hour of the evening when I’d rather already be asleep, or too close to dinner in which case I worry I may chuck.
Not tonight.
For a positively pleasant change netball was at 6.20pm – most convenient.
Netball is (courtesy of the good folk at Wikipedia) ” a non-contact generally indoor sport similar to, and derived from, basketball. It is usually known as a women’s sport”.
Tonight it was not.
Indoor – Yes
Sport – Yes
Derived from basketball – (well, history tells me) Yes
Women – debatable
Non-contact – I THINK NOT!!!!!
I have a particularly tender, progressively enlarging bump on my nose thanks to my opponents exceptionally pointy elbow. My poor team mate Lisa has a fractured elbow – AND NEITHER OF US GOT THE FREE PASS!
Seriously, I know we need the umpires, but sometimes I think the game would be a whole lot more smooth without them.
Is it bad I really wanted to smack someone by the end???
Pictures please. I want to see war wounds!!
Got the package. You’re so sweet. Thanks heaps. I’ll be sure to use them!!